Although I know that she intended to make her brother look like a dolt, I rather enjoyed this clip from Maureen's op-ed Sunday at the New York Times -and I doubt I will ever use a phrase akin to "I rather enjoyed Maureen's op-ed" ever again after this, as much as it applies today (thx mom for the tip):
People often ask me why President Bush inspires such passionate support. My brother Kevin, a salesman who lives in Montgomery County, Md., can answer that; here is a recent e-mail message, trimmed for space, he sent to friends:
"Ladies and Gentlemen,
Now, just as four years ago, I breathe a huge sigh of relief and rejoice in the common sense of the American voting public. Congratulations to President Bush for winning re-election in a poker game played with a stacked deck. No candidate, including Richard Nixon, ever had to endure the biased and unfair tactics of our major media in their attempt to influence the outcome of an election. ... He never complained, just systematically set about delivering the same consistent message. You may remember that four years ago, I felt physically ill watching the Democrats try to legislate their way to the presidency. ...
A very big thank you to Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon, Rob Reiner, Bill Maher, Barbra Streisand, Alec Baldwin, Al Franken and Jon Stewart for your involvement. You certainly energized the base. Now, please have the courage of your convictions and leave the country.
To Bob Shrum - Cut your fee.
To Mike McCurry, Joe Lockhart and Paul Begala - You don't seem quite as smart without a great candidate.
To The New York Times and The Washington Post - If Bush and Reagan were so stupid, how did they both go four for four in elections involving two of our biggest states and the presidency without your endorsement?
We do not live in a secular country. There are all sorts of people of faith that place moral values over personal freedoms. They are not all 'wacky evangelicals.' They are people who don't like Howard Stern piping a hard porn show over the airwaves and wrapping himself in the freedom of the First Amendment. They don't like being told that a young girl does not have to seek her mother's counsel about an abortion. They don't like seeing an eight-month-old fetus having his head punctured and his brains sucked out. They don't like being told the Pledge of Allegiance, a moment of silent prayer and the words 'under God' are offensive to an enlightened few so nobody should be allowed to use them. ... My wife and I picked our sons' schools based on three criteria: 1) moral values 2) discipline 3) religious maintenance - in that order. We have spent an obscene amount of money doing this and never regretted a penny. Last week on the news, I heard that the Montgomery County school board voted to include a class with a 10th-grade girl demonstrating how to put a condom on a cucumber and a study of the homosexual lifestyle. The vote was 6-0. I feel better about the money all the time.
To Dan Rather - Good luck in your retirement.
To Gavin Newsom - Thanks for all of the great shots of the San Francisco couples embracing their mates at City Hall in direct defiance of the law.
To P. Diddy - 'Vote or Die' might need a little work.
To John Edwards - Thanks for being there.
To my friends - only 1,460 days until the next election. Stay vigilant. The Democrats, CBS, the NY Times and the Post may think Hillary is the perfect antidote for all those 'stupid' voters out there.
Best regards, Kevin"
Yep, that just about sums it up. Nice job, Kevin.
Naturally, the NYT got several letters about this op-ed, one of which is a perfect example of how some people will just never, ever get it:
To the Editor:
To the people trapped in red state families: Come to California. You won't have to be ashamed of being gay, your uterus won't be the property of the state or the minister, science is not anathema to God, France is still our oldest ally and our Constitution is not to be altered for cheap political gain.
Welcome to all the downtrodden masses from behind the red curtain. California loves and accepts you exactly as you are.
Laguna Beach, Calif., Nov. 28, 2004
Um hm. Just to pick at a few of this writers nuanced (ha ha) comments: Note the flippant use of "behind the red curtain" (as if Republicanism is akin to Communism - frankly, the liberal democratic agenda of free and overabundant social programs paid for by the middle class and the rich is much closer to the communist mantra) and the reference to the guardianship of one's own "uterus" rather than simply stating, "we respect your right to kill your unborn child here in California". Be sure not to miss the implication that it is more important for the French to like us (to really like us) than to abandon appeasement tendencies and fight our enemies on their turf - I will never understand the appeal of pandering to the European ideal of peace and socialism for all. Is this letter-writer blissfully ignorant of the failures of socialist government - including the necessarily high unemployment rates that result from such socialist agendas? Is she as ignorant of the historical facts that paint France as weak and incapable of protecting itself or other countries, should the islamic fundamentalists (such as Bin Ladin) choose to target Paris next? I can promise that we would be the first country they would run to for help, and we would once again be bestest-buddies and their "oldest ally".
And science anathema to God? Um, is she unable to see the problem with teaching our children in public schools only evolutionary theories when a significant majority of American citizens believe in creationism? Or, as written in Gene Edward Veith's excellent article in World Magazine Online regarding op-ed columnists response to Bush's re-election, and the problems associated with the adoption of liberal democratic ideals in our government:
New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd goes so far as to say that with the reelection of President Bush "we're entering another dark age." She and others are saying that a majority of Americans have rejected science (by which they mean belief in Darwinism or support for destroying human embryos for stem cells). We have embraced superstition (by which they mean Christianity). And we have become intolerant and oppressive (by which they mean not agreeing with same-sex marriage).
and
Intellectuals think they should rule, but whenever they do, the result is disastrous. Plato's Republic imagined the perfect society ruled by philosophical "guardians," but even in theory this manifested itself in eugenics, immorality, and the elimination of freedom. Real-life states dreamed up and then implemented by the fascist intellectuals and the communist intellectuals also eliminated freedom, rejected moral absolutes that would limit what man and the state can do, and sought to design the next stage of evolution.
In a perhaps less virulent way, this is what many people fear if today's liberal intellectuals should ever get their way: Restrictions on liberties ordinary Americans prize (such as parental, private-property, and gun-ownership rights, economic liberty, religious freedom). The repudiation of morality (homosexual marriage, sexual permissiveness, abortion, cultural license). Experimentation that discards and seeks to redesign human life (the destruction of embryos for their stem cells, genetic engineering, cloning, designer babies). (All emphasis added)
That's exactly the problem. If secularism rules the day, and morality falls by the wayside, we are headed for trouble, indeed (or, if you take the word of the letter-writer above, you are headed to California). Scary, isn't it?